4 more years! Er, I mean blogs

The time has come for a cramming session to fill my blog quota yet again.

However, it is far easier this time. I've been writing reviews for films for the past few months, saving them to post on this blog (as well as occasionally being published. That's right, recognised author, pretty cool, eh? No? Well then fuck you and everything you stand for! Let's see you make it n to pri- What? I don't care how long this false conversation has been going on for! I'll carry one 'til I like! Which happens to be now. No! NO! NO, YOU DID NOT WIN! I hate you, I hate you so damn ba- WILL YOU LET ME FINISH MY GOD DAMNED SENT- AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!)

Anyway, here are the reviews